"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. "
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! "
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. "
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.' "
"Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. "
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. "
~tim
Timothy Tang
17
Rockdige Secondery
Jan 13th 1992
[[ The Wishlist ]]
I could use a new set of headphones...
More guitars?
Maybe a grand piano...
and the will power to write my books
If only life was a fantasy story...
A weekend away with my extended family perhaps? (You know who you are) (^_^)
Fantasy of Darkness (A book project of mine)
Da creater
[[ Don't talk crap, it's ****ng rude ]]
"Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. "
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! "
"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. "
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.' "
"Men are like bank accounts.Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. "
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. "
~tim