
IM DYING.
No. You did not just read that wrongly. I really am dying. :(
It's called BOOKLACKOTITIS. It's a terminal illness.
Cause of it? A lack of good novels to read.
What worsens it? A conspicuous availability of textbooks to peruse.
Several symptoms:
Your bed is piled high with books. Textbooks.
The floor is piled high with books. Textbooks.
Your mom calls you frequently to clear your piles of books. Textbooks.
You happen to be going through one of the most important exams you have ever taken in your life. (O's and A's)
Your every qt includes praying about O's and A's
You start to dream about failing the papers.
You suffer from a money deficiency disease.
You spend your free time at the computer because
you can't get out of the house.
Borders and Kinokuniya are really far away.
Consequences:
You try to read your brothers' books which are less than 1cm thick.
You resort to reading parts of the newspapers you usually don't read,
such as the orbituary section.
You end up spending more time on the computer reading cynical and witty blogs in a pitiful attempt to satiate your desperate hunger for good writings.
But in the end, you still die.
~aloe
Timothy Tang
17
Rockdige Secondery
Jan 13th 1992
[[ The Wishlist ]]
I could use a new set of headphones...
More guitars?
Maybe a grand piano...
and the will power to write my books
If only life was a fantasy story...
A weekend away with my extended family perhaps? (You know who you are) (^_^)
Fantasy of Darkness (A book project of mine)
Da creater
[[ Don't talk crap, it's ****ng rude ]]
IM DYING.
No. You did not just read that wrongly. I really am dying. :(
It's called BOOKLACKOTITIS. It's a terminal illness.
Cause of it? A lack of good novels to read.
What worsens it? A conspicuous availability of textbooks to peruse.
Several symptoms:
Your bed is piled high with books. Textbooks.
The floor is piled high with books. Textbooks.
Your mom calls you frequently to clear your piles of books. Textbooks.
You happen to be going through one of the most important exams you have ever taken in your life. (O's and A's)
Your every qt includes praying about O's and A's
You start to dream about failing the papers.
You suffer from a money deficiency disease.
You spend your free time at the computer because
you can't get out of the house.
Borders and Kinokuniya are really far away.
Consequences:
You try to read your brothers' books which are less than 1cm thick.
You resort to reading parts of the newspapers you usually don't read,
such as the orbituary section.
You end up spending more time on the computer reading cynical and witty blogs in a pitiful attempt to satiate your desperate hunger for good writings.
But in the end, you still die.
~aloe